Elin Arvesen

Okay, I'm a cheerleader now!

I saw you walking down the street just the other day,
I didn't see your damage from that far away.
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming,
you walked up to me with your buckteeth a-gleaming.
Your hair was all frizzy, and your face was a mess.
I thought that was a sack, but it's your favorite dress.
You hurt the trees' feelings and the birds all flew.
I don't mean to insult you - oh wait, yes I do!
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered with mould.
You're only fourteen, you look a hundred years old.
When looks were handed out, you were last in line,
your face looks like where the sun don't shine.
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill, cuz you ain't ill, you're ugly!

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, ey ey, you ugly

What you really need is to wear a mask
and book that plastic surgeon fast.
Girl, you're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you,
you're the main attraction at the City Zoo.
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab,
when you wear a yellow coat people shout out; "CAB!"
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
and with hair like that you should be wearing a wig.
Uncle Fester remember him?
I never knew that you had a twin!
You can't disguise your googly eyes
and in a Miss Ugly Pageant, you'd win first prize!

Your mama says you ugly, YOU UGLY!

Quasimodo, camelbreath, squarehead, UGLY!
Chicken legs, pigface, chin like Bubba, UGLY!
Fishlips, toad liver, pointdexter, UGLY!
Spaghetti arms, limp butt, freak show, UGLY!